No

Ask Me   but yes oh well oh well yes and no

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

(via nevillegonnagiveyouup)

— 5 hours ago with 200449 notes

maureensowerbutts:

find someone who looks at you the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd

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— 5 hours ago with 7526 notes
Comedy Queens + Emmy Nominations 2014

(Source: dreambigandbeyourownhero, via aubrey-plaza)

— 5 hours ago with 2609 notes
thedreamyfox:

cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

thedreamyfox:

cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

(Source: aloadofjibberjabber, via tatianaception)

— 5 hours ago with 491562 notes

chloekarmalynch:

chloekarmalynch:

what CIS stands for:

Clopping

something went wrong while writing this but im just gonna leave it like that

(Source: summerlesbian, via roleykatsu)

— 5 hours ago with 9446 notes

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(via fe-lyne)

— 16 hours ago with 48615 notes

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via tatianaception)

— 16 hours ago with 45508 notes

apracticalman:

thirdeyeblind-jumper:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

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(Source: veryraresecrete, via fe-lyne)

— 16 hours ago with 165034 notes

poopyodd:

don’t u hate it when its 8:59 in the afternoon and ur eyes are already the size of the moon

(via tatianaception)

— 16 hours ago with 17328 notes
sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

(via teenscar)

— 16 hours ago with 515815 notes